Explain Like I'm Five

Taxation is not theft because you get a functioning society in return (in theory); effectively, you get free time to pursue your interests instead of being forced to scrounge for survival.

Now, the government issuing more currency at will... that reduces the value of the money we all earn at those jobs we work in order to pay the taxes. That is theft.

You're not asking this in good faith.

However, nobody has actually tried to simplify an answer yet.

Taxes are a form of social contract between all taxpaying members of a country.

While it is not truly voluntary, it it also only applied when a person takes part in specific aspects of the social structure. So it can be avoided, just not without eschewing the benefits that come with being part of that country.

By partaking in the aspects of life in a country that incur taxes, you are, indirectly, agreeing to pay them that may or may not be fair. It may or may not give you any feasible alternatives to life in that country, and it decidedly does not leave any pleasant options. But you can avoid taxes, without legal consequences for not paying them, by not engaging in taxable activities.

It would suck for sure.

Now, does that mean taxes aren't theft? Define theft.

If I come to up to you and say "hey jimbob, if you come over here and mow my grass, I'll give you a gallon of milk. But, you gotta give a half pint of that to Gary over there because he gets a cut of all the milk that I give to people since he makes sure the cows stay healthy", is Gary stealing?

Gary is also providing a service. Me and Gary have a mutually beneficial agreement. You do not have to mow my grass. But once the offer is extended, and accepted, trying to say that Gary stole anything from you is not going to be a believable statement.

That's what taxation is. It's an agreement between everyone involved that "Gary", the government, gets a cut of money out of various exchanges of funds. In return, ideally, Gary keeps providing services to everyone.

Again, that's in an ideal world. In reality, not every government actually provides services to the taxed. Often enough, governments make every effort possible to not provide services as expected. But that's not the same thing as taxation itself being theft, it's a given government stealing while using taxes as the method.

So, what choices do you have to avoid taxes?

Well, you'll have to live life without monetary income, since you likely live in a country that taxes that. Difficult, but not impossible. You'll have to avoid owning taxable property. Here in the US, that's usually vehicles, homes/land, and similar real property. That's not actually difficult if you live in the right places, but if you're also not making monetary income, your choices for where to live become very unpleasant if you don't have very good friends and family to rely on.

You'll also likely have to avoid buying most things, since sales taxes exist. That's the really hard one to avoid because most people take part in the social agreement and will not give you goods or services without monetary exchange. Not impossible, but it's going to be a brutal life.

So, the choices absolutely are not fair. Since you also can't go anywhere livable without dealing with taxable transactions, you can't just opt out entirely and go live in the woods away from governments. Everywhere livable is owned by a government somewhere.

But that still doesn't make taxation itself theft, only specific implementations of taxation, and that is a different thing.

What kind of childish thinking is this? Are you 12?

You opt into it by living in society. If you don't want to pay taxes, find yourself a cave in the woods. If you use the roads to get to work, then you need to pay for the roads. (This applies to all public things, like if you want an educated populace, you need to pay for schools, even if you aren't going to the school yourself. Taxes is a way to pay for all this stuff)

You are in a contract with the government. Maybe an involuntary one, but still a contract. This contract gives you rights and benefits, but also obligations and responsibilities.

When the government does not uphold their end of the contract, or changes it to essentially only obligations for you and no benefits, then it becomes extortion. Still not exactly theft, but closer to what you mean.

However, the vast majority of people get benefits that far outweight the costs of the contract. Safety, transportation, education, utilities, etc.

Thousands of years of civilization have taught us that it's more efficient for everyone to pitch in to help each other than it is for everyone to live like a hermit and hoard their wealth.

There's many folk in Appalachia with no legal identity. Go move out there with the Amish if that's what you want, no id = no taxes.

I mean, maybe it is, but so what? The law of the jungle never ended; you can do whatever you want with enough force on your side.

Put another way, we arbitrarily exclude the ruling state from the definition of theft, so we can discuss the extralegal kind better.

It is 100% there.

It’s legal because of the 16th amendment.

How is the definition of theft determined? Typically the definition is determined by the government. Why would the government define its own funding source as theft?

It's not theft if you voluntarily pay it.

If it's taken from you against your will though, it actually is theft. It's just that that fact discommodes a number of people by cutting to the heart of the nature of governance, so we're conditioned to pretend that it's not true.

Here's something beyond that to think about - a significant number of the things a government does are actially things that would be, in any other context, crimes. In fact, that's arguably the exact nature of a government - it's an organization that claims the right to act in ways that are criminal if done by anyone else in any other context.

Theft is the most common one, and in fact theft of the wealth of (some portion of) the people in a given area is the thing that allows for all of the rest. Governments also regularly engage in kidnapping, extortion and murder. That's what you would be charged with if you, respectively, took people by force and held them against their wills, or demanded payment from people in exchange for allowing them to do something, or killed people or directed someone else to kill them. But governments alone claim the right to do all of those things.

Also, there are a bunch of lesser "crimes" that aren't necssarily crimes in and of themselves, but that the government makes into crimes specifically to create that situation in which they're the only ones with the right to do something that's otherwise a crime - running a lottery, selling restricted products like pharmaceutical drugs, printing money, etc.

And in fact, if we were to make just the small change to holding that it's the case that if an act is a crime when someone else does it, it's also a crime when a government does it, governments would immediately be without either power or purpose. That's how central committing acts that are otherwise crimes is to their entire identity and purpose.

And more to think on - this is a problem because try as they might for millennia now, nobody has been able to work out a way to establish foundational legitimacy for government. Ultimately the nominal legitimacy of each and every government relies on some combination of laws it has established itself and simple force - there is no external, objective thing on which a government's nominal legitimacy rests.

So what we really have are organizations that cannot establish any sort of objective legitimacy engaging in acts that would be crimes if done by anyone else.

Let that sink in.