this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Two men can look at each other.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Use sunglasses for protection.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Subliminal liberal propaganda

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are turning the frogs gaze

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Not the freakin frogs

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

“What’s penetrating gaze?”

“Not much, what’s penetrating you?”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

/c/buttsexx

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminded me when I first heard Smashing Pumpkins - Everlasting Gaze

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I immediately thought of an Everlasting Gay. Like the Everlasting Gobstopper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If a man has sex with men his penits get smaller because asshole is too much friction. It becomes thin and long like pencil.

Record thinness? Freddie Mercury, 3.6mm. That's what excessive amounts of ass gets you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Once I read a book by Orson Scott Card. At some point, the protagonist rescued a woman in olden times and another said something like "if that were me, I would have worn you down to a stump from gratitude!"

Like many things by that author, there were problematic elements, but your comment reminded me of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, I've heard it is very problematic to live with a worn one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

During sex Ed in school this question came up. I will never forget the answer.

"There are many ways for people to love each other"

My teacher just said it and didn't skip a beat. She just went on with the lesson. Thanks Ms.Callister.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The moment when your wife deliver a better dad joke than yourself.

[–] dream_weasel 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Does anyone have that video of the little girl sticking her finger inside a hole made by her other hand’s index and thumb?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago