this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Girls usually don't mind having their face touched if they're actually into you... Being a 4chan user kinda excludes that possibility though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I bet this goes for 4chan women as well

Edit: goes as well as in they are not into them, not as in 4chan women are not reflexing

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know they're joking, but it depresses me to know that these people don't have a close woman in their life to ask these questions.

I wish the internet was a nicer place so people who simply don't know how to interact could get the answers they need without fear, rather than make unrealistic standards from rumors and media that they consume.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

To be fair those places do exist. Just don’t go looking for advise on being human on the site literally known for being terrible at humaning. Even the Old Place had and still has areas with very decent discourse.

[–] lurch 47 points 1 day ago (4 children)

all it would have taken them is ask themselves "would i want my face to be touched by some rando?"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

the thing is, I can imagine the answer being "yes"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, if they're gentle. Next question.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit, a woman on the internet. I gotta go tell my friends about it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

They only disclosed that they'd consent to strangers touching their face if gentle

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This finally made me look up how “gooning” became a slang term. Somehow, I found something even better.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't realise that it could be spun to be about edging

[–] Gullible 6 points 1 day ago

It’s the greentext community. If you say you’re on the knife’s edge, I’ll wonder why you’re posting when you’re so close.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Only blind people get that pass.