anon needs to get licensed in massage therapy
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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Girls usually don't mind having their face touched if they're actually into you... Being a 4chan user kinda excludes that possibility though.
I bet this goes for 4chan women as well
Edit: goes as well as in they are not into them, not as in 4chan women are not reflexing
all it would have taken them is ask themselves "would i want my face to be touched by some rando?"
the thing is, I can imagine the answer being "yes"
Yes, if they're gentle. Next question.
Oh shit, a woman on the internet. I gotta go tell my friends about it
They only disclosed that they'd consent to strangers touching their face if gentle
This has some edge cases
This finally made me look up how “gooning” became a slang term. Somehow, I found something even better. 
I didn't realise that it could be spun to be about edging
It’s the greentext community. If you say you’re on the knife’s edge, I’ll wonder why you’re posting when you’re so close.
Only blind people get that pass.
I know they're joking, but it depresses me to know that these people don't have a close woman in their life to ask these questions.
I wish the internet was a nicer place so people who simply don't know how to interact could get the answers they need without fear, rather than make unrealistic standards from rumors and media that they consume.
To be fair those places do exist. Just don’t go looking for advise on being human on the site literally known for being terrible at humaning. Even the Old Place had and still has areas with very decent discourse.