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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Sounds like there should be a high demand for safe sex toys for men's asses based on those stats. ..... How to normalize ass toys to a homophobic population is all that stands in the way of big ass profits.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago

Sex toy companies just have a hard time to achieve full market penetration with the cishet male demographic. I bet there is a big gaping hole in the market data concerning male sex toy use since men probably lie about that. The sex toy companies just need to find a way to stimulate more interest in toys and stop these men from dicking around with household items. They should just go balls to the wall with their marketing campaigns. But also society needs to stop giving men who like it up where the sun don’t shine the shaft.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Dude wipes” is already feeling out the market

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

A lot of men have such fragile egos that things like this exist. Most men won't sit to pee either. Most likely because they've never actually cleaned the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

prostrate stimulators

[–] brown567 4 points 2 days ago

Back scratchers for the itches inside!

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sent to a nurse to ask if that seems real. Apparently, it checks out.

GENTLEMEN, PLEASE for your own sake, please be safe and use something built for that purpose or at least something with a flare that you can't lose up there.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i hope they listen instead of having their head up their asses

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

In fairness you were quite muffled

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

While funny, this is not true.

"Chest radiography remains the most commonly performed radiological exam in the world with industrialized countries reporting an average 238 erect-view chest X-ray images acquired per 1000 of population annually".

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1361841521001717

Depending on the country, there's a chance of dental x-rays being even more frequent, but this varies greatly.

Edit: Sorry I didn't directly address the "1/3 of exams". Even adding abdominal, hip, and pelvic x-rays, it's still short of 10% of total. Source.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would assume the radiographer working in the ER sees a lot more foreign-body-up-the-butt cases than the one working in a cardiologists office.

Also I've never had a specialist take my dental X-rays, it's always the hygienist or dentist

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The ER chest x-rays are usually for breathing problems, not so much the heart.

Trouble breathing, cough and fever are your ER bread and butter.

Limbs and joints are #2 (accidents).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I've had chest xrays after presenting with possible heart issues that were ruled out with labs and ekg. So that tracks, i think

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I figured the “1/3” number to be hyperbole. The message isn’t that they took hard data and literally mean “1 in 3,” but rather that, “Male patients with items lost up their rectum is much more common than expected.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I have to assume that if you work in a hospital you're not doing an awful lot of dental x-rays. Dentists do those.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

FLARED. BASE. It's not a joke.

[–] jumping_redditor 0 points 1 day ago

do flare fittings work?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

FLARED BASE!

IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A FLARED BASE YOU CAN'T PULL IT BACK OUT!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the base ain't flared it's getting stuck in there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What goes up might not come down,
And searching inside can make you frown.
So if it’s not flared, give it a pass -
You don’t want docs digging in your... 🍑

From veggies to gadgets, folks get bold,
But suction’s a force that's tough to hold.
So spare yourself the ER toll -
Get toys that stay out of your... 👌

[–] ayyy 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Bro the spoiler tags?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

And make sure the flare is large enough that it actually does the job, as a flare doesn't help much if it pops inside. Strings help too, like for beads.

[–] QuoVadisHomines 6 points 2 days ago

That only works if the flared base is outside the body.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I... a third‽ I think I've had maybe 4 things foreign objects in there my entire life; twice were medical exams, and the other two confirmed that that activity is not my bag. But, 30%? Wow.

I never realized I was so sheltered.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are you a radiologist or are you just someone who doesn't stick things up their ass?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I can see how my comment would be ambiguous.

The latter.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a urologist friend who says a huge portion of his job is taking things out of people’s dickholes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Nooo I really did not want to know that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

why is an Xray needed.

I'm assuming the patient knows what's in there already

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So that the doctors can point and laugh.

[–] Steamymoomilk 10 points 2 days ago

A photograph for memorys sake!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

For a real answer, generally cutting blindly into a patient with no imaging is ground for a malpractice suit.

Edit: I worked in IT support radiologists for.... too long, so my thoughts broadened past just an unfortunate insertion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Cutting isn't how most of these come out, they can usually be pulled out after some uncomfortable stretching.

Ruling out damage/tear to the intestine is probably a better reason, since an x-ray will show "pockets" of free air where there shouldn't be any, and if they don't catch it that person is probably coming back in several hours but this time with a massive, deadly infection.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

cutting???

I thought they remove it from where it came from. after all, it did fit inside. just use some forceps and lots of lube.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the funniest part is the 5000$ copay to make doctors laugh at you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You have my deepest sympathy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The patient sure, but the doctor must know too.

And in what orientation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You would be surprised how many people "don't know why they feel bad", and "don't know how that got in there". People will go through a lot to avoid admitting that they like things in the poop-chute

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Well, there may be ladybirds in there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

A third? Those are amateur numbers. C'mon guys, man up and get in there!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That feels high, but I don’t know because I’ve never had a routine appointment with the radiographer, so it’s hard to compare how often that happens.