Hey guys, there's no mouthpiece. I think maybe this dude can't actually play the French horn.
this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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Oh my god, a common pervert has been blowing into my ass this entire time and not a trained musician??
Not to mention his embouchure is frankly laughable.
He's sucking, not blowing.
Technically you could buzz through the mouthpiece pipe, but it would be pretty difficult.
True, I've done it, it sucks. If youre bored with a brass instrument learn bugling instead. Its more fun and useful
He's snaking his tongue through the horn, much like a drain auger
my uncle played the French horn you know
Either that or his lips are muscley enough that he simply doesn't need it. I bet he makes beautiful music with those lips
How far back did weed start advertising and why'd they stop such incredible campaigns?
They seem to be living their best lives.
I guess I gotta keep smoking until I find myself in such a situation??
I should try some reefer cigarettes
question. would the vibrations of a low loud note act as a vibrator?
anyone interested in testing it?
I was thinking the same thing, but I don't think a French Horn is the instrument for the job.
Right, you'd be better off with a tuba.
I'm going to assume most female cello players have at least tried
pretty sure I've seen a thing where that's a thing
Howard Stern - Private Parts?
Well yes but no.
Im pretty sure I saw it in Howard Stern, not the docudrama
"Play me like one of your French girls."
when i started blowing a french horn into my wifes ass, thats when i knew i needed help...
How are you stoners all over my feed now? Keep it up
Oh my god! That is so terrible! Where would one find those reefer cigarettes? So one can avoid them, of course!
Hmm, I do have a French horn, but I don't think my wife would go for this one.
you can use it on yourself
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well this. this is a thing that is funny.
All the time you say?
What Marco Rubio does in the privacy of his bedroom is his business.
I guess I really wasn't living up to my full potential during the twenty years or so I smoked pot.
Dennis Eckersley staying fit in the off-season…
Baritone does wonderful things