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[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Is it bad I kinda fuck with this idea?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm already contemplating how to do something similar.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It doesn’t need to be elevated. A Camelbak on the nightstand would do the trick.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but why make it simple when it can be deliciously complicated and intricate?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Crazy straw and chocolate milk, you say?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I keep water in a thermoflask near the bed. Stays nice and cool all night. This bag would be an unpleasant room temperature very quickly.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where my room temperature homies at?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Unpleasant room temp?

We get it, you only drink carefully curated, ultra-filtered, temperature controlled Smart water, you priss

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I've done this. Because I almost exclusively drank out of a camelpak for a while, so I had it on my night stand often. It was super easy and convenient to take a sip of water while laying down. I've wanted something like that again, but yeah, having that next to your bed isn't great lol

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Imagine being enough of a weirdo to make a hydration bag on the wall, and also charismatic enough to get a girlfriend. I think this person deserves the highest honors.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Often, I would think the girlfriend would come first, then the hydrobag.

I have a fiancé myself, and a son, and I'd by lying if I said I didn't want a hydro bag after seeing this post.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

All I can sense from the photo is the gross taste of whatever leeched from the flexible plastic into the water.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

you're right the hydro bag should have a metal pipe instead just like the ones for hamsters

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OH! It's for water, that's a relief.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I legit thought it was some weird urinal thing.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago

Write "LUBE" on it for a better vibe of the room.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean nothing screams "bachelor pad" more than a mattress on the floor in the corner. Pretty sure this fits the vibe exactly.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure that the mattress isn't on the floor. Otherwise the Light Switch would be pretty low

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He put it there so he can more easily find his water bag

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Bed in a corner with no headboard. This room has no aesthetic to ruin.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Homie is right that this is the height of late-night convenience. Especially since that bed is cornered and the nightstand (if there is one) might be tough to reach with a whole person in the way.

GF is right too. This is sending "hamster cage" vibes. May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

May as well decorate with cedar wood-chips at this point.

Not the earthy tones she was hoping for

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Drinking that much water at night will end you up with a lot of uncomfortable visits to the toilet

Add a piss bag and now we are talking

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Water bag > human > piss bag > filtration system > water bag

Never have to wake up at night to use the restroom, sustainable, she'll love it

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Add a catheter to the system for a full over-night flush

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Hide it behind an inflatable doll?

edit: I love that I got one downvote on this comment. Found the guy with the inflatable doll next to his bed. Sorry bro, no offense intended in my original comment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Brilliant! And then the gf will never see it!

(because she's the doll)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Big brain move: disguise the water bottle inside the doll.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I agree with the gf, It ruins the vibe by adding the vibe of somebody who can't cope with just using a normal water bottle.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

If convenience is so wrong then why do we even have water bottles? Can't you cope with just using a normal cup? We are witnessing the next generation of water delivery systems, I say let the man have his gravity enhanced hydration. Hydrate or diedrate 🤙

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Switch to a water bed, attach the tube to the water bed. Waterbed and some rugs will increase the vibe of your room. Women love water beds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Trouble is, when you're having fun with the girlfriend it'll sploosh water into your mouth at a rhythmic rate you won't be able to drink.

Drowning by snu-snu.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guaranteed there's a poop stick in the shitter.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A poop knife would be more efficient

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is actually pretty neat if you are a particularly thirsty person.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

It's a ruse to pretend he has a gf

  • Shelf and HOOKS underneath over head end of bed are least compatible with sex ever... bonked head, pulled hair, gashes...
  • Pillow for single person
  • bottom sheet only
  • sheet not clean
  • no lamp
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
  • Bed is pushed in the corner
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[–] southsamurai 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Make a nice little curtain. Maybe make a few in different colors so you can match whatever sheets you throw on

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Hang it from an IV stand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have an idea: Take the contents of the bag, and place it in a nice tall glass. You could even toss a couple ice cubes in it to keep it cool for a while. That would look real classy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Call me crazy but I use this thing called a bottle. Then even if I knock it over when im asleep it just wakes me up and doesnt cause me to have to start cleaning up water and glass at random times

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is clearly inferior to the bag. And the ice is pointless as it will melt before the glass will be drunk. Also, since ice is less dense than water, you’re actually leaving even less room for liquid water in the glass that is already smaller than the bag.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Hear me out. Fake plant, stick the bag in the hollow pot. Maybe cover the hose with a plastic cord concealer.

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