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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Meanwhile there's those of us in the US

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whoa now! Can't be chugging tariff-enriched coffee down like that.

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[–] coffeetastesbadlikecoffee 35 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It's all fun and games watching the crazy people do crazy things across the pond until you remember the crazy people have nukes and the biggest idiot of them all has the launch codes. Sleep well tonight!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

As if Europe didn't have one demented moron routinely threatening everyone with nukes for years now. 🌚

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Try sleeping just north of them.

(edit: also the "launch codes" for most of the time they existed where just set to all zeros.)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

I dream of the day that we make America a place that OP would like to visit.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

Bobby, if those kids could read, they’d be very upset.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It doesnt matter, america affects every one on the planet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Today? Yeah sure. Next year? The way things are going…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

The US may affect the whole world less next year if everyone else works hard to find alternate markets, but it's going to take longer than that for the rest of the world to totally detangle themselves from our mess.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't get too cozy over there. We'll just end up bringing America to you :) Sleep soundly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I get it, is the joke colonialism?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

America's best export is suffering. Right now we call them tarrifs.

Thanks to closing down USAid, we gave up soft power.

A coalition of the willing, ready to make the world safe for Democracy, like 80 years ago.
Swap the beaches of Normandy for Chesapeake Bay.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (8 children)

When I was a dumb kid, I really wanted to come and live in the US. I managed to visit it twice.

I will never ever go again. 🤞

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

Sleep in a house you own? Can't relate

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

The problem is that so many of us INSIDE the US still sleep like that, especially the ones who match homer’s kind of “dopey white middle aged boomer dad who raised a family on a single factory job” demographic.

I match some of those demographics, like the dopey white middle aged USAmerican dad raising a family with his one income. I don’t match him in other areas because I am an over-educated tech worker living in an old cheap blue collar neighborhood to make it happen in current day.

I am extremely unhappy and embarrassed about just about every single thing that has my country is in the news, to say the least. It makes me sad and worried for the entire world. Giving a shit about other people while evil morons are grabbing power will do that to you.

But for people who look like me and don’t follow what’s going on in the world or care about other people? My day to day real life in my local physical environment is comfortable and privileged as hell, and so is a lot of theirs.

Combine that with our culture where a “successful” life is constant stress over the rat race and keeping up with the Joneses, so that you are worried about making the payments on your luxury SUV rather than whether your government is destroying people you don’t know while funneling your resources to people who already have 1000x more than you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Dont worry if you dont live in the USA the USA will come to you..

Or so the new native american saying goes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

If you don't come to America, America comes to you.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lucky bastard, can you like abduct me or something?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Your government will do that for you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Yeah no shit.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

The states is a 3rd world country man, been one for a while if it even is one

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Most Americans don't live in America.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

I wish I could be all of you rn

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Our number one export is our brain rot. Soon :tm:

[–] Lucidlethargy 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Imagine if this said "How I sleep knowing I don't live in Palestine, and never will."

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The difference is Americans actively voted for their current situation

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

About 30% of Americans did, and that's the segment least representative of what average people actually want.

This isn't an "America bad" situation as much as an "Oh fuck, capitalism just took down America, who is it coming for next?" situation.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

60% of americans voted for this. Because deciding not to show up to the polls to vote against fascism is voting for it.

[–] Lucidlethargy 15 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Are you aware of how difficult/impossible it is for many Americans to vote? The GOP has dedicated decades to disenfranchising voters, and rigging elections via gerrymandering.

That's why this wasn't even close... He won by a landslide, despite the popular vote being razor-thin. He also won the last election in 2016 despite the popular vote being lost.

My country is severely fucked up at a governmental level.

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[–] Lucidlethargy 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)

All of us voted for this? Every American? The ignorance I see sometimes here on Lemmy is astounding sometimes...

A graph showing razor-tgin margins for Trump's 2024 victory

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No one said all. Don't accuse others of ignorance when your reading comprehension is this bad. When people say Americans voted for this, it's because they don't let the 38% of non-voters off the hook for their passivity. Voting is a duty and their negligence led to this outcome.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This is your defence? LOL

Only 29.8% of Americans cared enough to stop a known criminal with an authoritarian bent become the last president you'll ever have.

31% wanted it.

1.1% voted for someone they knew wouldn't win.

38.1% don't give a shit what happens. Possibly these people were purged from voter rolls and had their vote stolen. But knowing Americans, I'd happen to guess that percent is well below .5% of the non-voter segment.

Pathetic.

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