this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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[–] DannyBoy 2 points 1 day ago

I enjoy writing TS but I'm not sure what drinking it means.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There's a local queer cafe/community center that has a (non-alcoholic) drink called programmer socks. The main component is an energy drink, because of course it is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Programmer 2 days off my energy drinks here. Headache is brutal. I'm not the sock wearing type, but I imagine I have a lot in common with them too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The only thing, and I mean the ONLY thing, that comes to mind when I see ‘sambuca’ is the one and only:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yo get a Hiroshima it’s the bomb!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, how do you make a TS? I'm guessing it starts with breaking an egg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Are you thinking of omelettes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It seems "orgasm" is an option, so it's really a no-brainer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

4 slippery nipples I mean, not Hiroshima of crotch kicks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Big fail. That has grenadine in it, which is non-alcoholic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

1 blowjob > 4 slippery nipples

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'd want a kick in the crotch :3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I’m a fan of Alaskan Duck Farts but these look cool too.