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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes" (veganism.social)
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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

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#meat

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They missed a solid opportunity to slip in a

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Myoglobin*, FYI.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I’m so glad there was a picture

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d shop there for sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

When there's 'choppin needin' bloody doin', ain't no better than th’ ChopSmart racks, eh?