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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes" (veganism.social)
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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

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#satire

#meat

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

But sausage is meat.

[–] vale 3 points 3 weeks ago

I believe it's a reference to the dish known as blood sausage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Aren't we all.