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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes" (veganism.social)
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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d shop there for sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

When there's 'choppin needin' bloody doin', ain't no better than th’ ChopSmart racks, eh?