this post was submitted on 17 May 2025
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Cats + Beans + anti gov. This is the Lemmy special

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Silly cat, you're an obligate carnivore; you can't eat beans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My cat eats mushrooms and pineapple. But then, he is a very silly cat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Mushrooms are closer to animals than they are to pineapples, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

What if they eat toe beans?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Name checks out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Looking past the caption, I think it's way funnier when you realize the cat doesn't actually know how to read. He thinks these are huge cans of cat food.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I laughed more than this deserves.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I’m overseas and can’t understand. Please ELI-OS&8

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The bean war will be bloody.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

ATTENTION This is Big Bean Propaganda! (aka guerrilla meme-marketing)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Are you sure you want to be on anything related to governments in the current situation?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago