this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
127 points (97.0% liked)

Not The Onion

16366 readers
348 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29306381

Who would have thought putting a alcoholic, sad tv personality, with no requisite should in charge of the armed forces would lead to such catastrophic results?

top 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This didn't happen to Obama.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

No but we can all agree that this is Biden's fault, right ? He bloody pushed them off the boat and we all know it, that little shit.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was the second jet to go overboard the Truman in as many weeks.

Oh this is the one from earlier this week. I thought a third one fell off.

A third fighter jet was accidentally shot down over the Red Sea in December by another Navy warship, the USS Gettysburg, raising questions about how well warships and fighter jets in the region are communicating, the Post reported.

Whelp!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, still "only" two Hegseth submarines.

The third is yet to dive.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, what?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Thank god they've saved (spent) tons of money by fucking attacking federal civilian employees and destroying their livelihoods and ability to provide for the public services.

Every shithead right wing voter: "well I still think the government can stand to be smaller.."

Fucking morons

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I can't believe this is the 17th one this month!