I'll fucking do it again.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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That's funny. My friend's cat used to try sneaking drinks from our beer if it was left out. We had to start using covered mugs. Really loved stouts and porters, no clue why.
My wife knows a corgi breeder, and he had a 14+ year old corgi that got his own beer every night.
Is a single beer for a corgi like a six pack for a gamer?
My cat literally makes this small digging movement when smelling on a cup of Coffee, just like when he was on the toilet.
"Oh my god he's not going to drink that shit water is he?"
What a sweet kitty trying to cover your poop for you since you were clearly never taught how.
Same, lol. Could be interpreted as an insult but I feel lucky that she won't try to drink it herself.
We need a comm just for pet warning labels in vets and kennels
My cat has a caution label on her medical records because she gets so aggressive at the vet.
rocket did nothing wrong
Give him the coffee.
Caffeine is toxic to cats.
Rocket is the only being that deserves decaf, then.
Decaf still has caffeine, just less. I have no idea on the safe level for cats, but don't assume decaf is safe. (I know this is a joke, but it needed to be said anyway.)
That is good to know, thank you. I didnt know this, good to be careful. I looked it up. 36 to 68 mg is fatal. So a couple sips isnt bad, but, being in a coffee shop it probably wouldn't be hard for Rocket to get enough to make him sick.
When you factor in weight, that's not too far off from where people start dying
Yeah, it really doesn’t take much caffeine to kill a person. Plants literally started using it as a pest deterrent.
Roughly about 10g of caffeine for a 70kg human is where it's starts to generally be recognised as lethal
Also mint, and chocolate apparently. And of course chili's. The only one that seems to actually work on us though is nettles.
No one's domesticated them.
I'm actually not too sure how right you are here, my last cat was a chunky boy at 7kg, let's say that the upper end 68mg is the LD50, I'm roughly 70kg, 680mg of coffee would be very uncomfortable and unpleasant, but I don't think I'd be hitting the LD50.
LD50 in humans is probably around 100mg/kg, fatal doses are 150-200mg/kg
Not wrong, but on the other hand, two of the Guinness verified longest living cats were said to drink a small bit of coffee with cream regularly.
Both were owned by the same guy and a 38 year old cat is a bit controversial, but: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creme_Puff_(cat)
It's all about the degree of toxicity. Like chocolate and dogs, it takes a lot more than you'd think to be lethal.
The decision has been made, Rocket.
My cat loves coffee he will dig my cup out of the trash sometimes if I'm not careful
(casually sips green tea) Go get ‘em, Rocket!
My dog adores coffee. You can't leave a cup of it unattended anywhere she can reach because she will knock over the cup and drink what she can.
My wife: I love Rocket 🥰
Me: I hate Rocket 😡
Opposites attract is real