What if I say "um" somewhere because I lost my place?
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2025
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Then it's your fault for not saying "uh" instead!
that's one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.
Not if you count using a logarithmic base 10 scale!
Just yell 10! and you've counted way further already
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they do if u kiss me
They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
En, to, tre, fire, fem.
1000000 / 5 = 200000
Here's the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.
In romanian, it ends at 4. Romanian is 25% better than dutch and 250000 times better than english
250000 times better than english
That's a very low bar tho
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I love this! It doesn't seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven't debunked it.
And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion
Oh shiiit thats trippy!
Joke's on you, I'm Roman.
My lips already touch at 𝕄.
Mine touch at pebenty peben.
Un deux trois... Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.
... Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it's soixante-dix 😂)
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and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else's lips the first time?
In English, my lips touch when I make the "f" sound at the start of four. I am also pretty sure they touch for one.
I'm not sure about this. The only way I can make my lips touch when saying that number is if I actually say pour.
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Nope, for me my bottom teeth touch my upper lips.
The F sound is usually a labialdental fricative in English. So you are putting your bottom lip on your teeth and letting some air go by to make the F sound.
English has bilabial plosives where you touch both lips together and let air stop for a moment which makes the P or B sounds.
English doesn't have a bilabial fricative so you might be doing this in your dialect and it doesn't stand out to anyone because it doesn't otherwise have a phonetic meaning. But, interestingly, in other languages a bilabial fricative has distinct meaning from a labial dental fricative. I believe I've read that in Japanese the "F" in "Mount Fuji" is actually a bilabial fricative and not the normal F that English speakers use.
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what about thirmty three
Nah, definitely happens at 300 with 三百
Edit: in japanese, but I didn't list my language since OP didn't bother.
This is my favourite shower thought post so far.
forget what number you're on and say, "um".
In a lot of Indo-European languages you're stopping right at 5, *pénkʷe. For example Greek (πέντε pénte) and Sanskrit (पञ्चन् páñcan).
Un, dau, tri, pedwar. Nope, they touch at what you call four.
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