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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

This meme was brought to you by the Swiss national railway company

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

We only have 250.million years to be ready for the next one.

https://www.ncesc.com/geographic-faq/what-will-be-the-next-supercontinent/

The next supercontinent, predicted to coalesce in approximately 250 million years, is most commonly referred to as Pangaea Ultima, though it also goes by names like Pangaea Proxima, Neopangaea, and Pangaea II.

I really enjoy that the article continues and discusses how humans will survive in the middle of the continent. Dinosaurs were killed 65 million years ago. Modern Humans won't be a thing.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sorry to burst your bubble here pal, but I've been alive for almost three decades in a row and haven't died once. Judging by that, I'm pretty sure I'll still be here in 250 million years.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not just alive, but with proper data extrapolation, there should be one more of you every almost 30 years.

There will be millions of you around by then!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Good lord. A supercontinent chock full of me. A supercuntinent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is undeniable logic. I wish you continued good health.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you! And hey -- the way things are going, all signs point to you being there, too. We're all gonna make it to the new Pangaea!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sweet!

I hear the middle will be extremely hot and cold. We should remember to not live there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well, maybe, but they do say variety is the spice of life so...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Define human. Yes modern humans aka homosapiens are extinct long before Pangea Dos, but there is still a chance there will be a new species of humans by then. The age of the Dinosaurs lasted 190 million years. The age of Humans could last just as long if not longer. If humans can survive and advance the next 100,000 years they would have the tech to mitigate any mass extinction event.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Only problem is that we are the next mass extinction event. can we survive us?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If Pangaea was administered by Americans they'd be all like "yeah but it's just too big for trains!".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

No fossil fuels for the big cars though. Ba dum ts. (I know fossil fuels are mostly old plants etc.)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Alright buddy time to get going.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

We would still have lobbyists telling politicians that trains are a terrible idea

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The factory must grow. Especially with free legendary everything on Vulcanus

https://youtu.be/Mzpk9m_Ike8

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We regret to inform that all trains will be running behind schedule because an overworked stegosaurus jumped in front of the 8 AM express.

[–] csm10495 6 points 2 months ago

This could have easily been a Flintstones episode.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boy do I have an animated children's show for you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I can't imagine the railway network, I haven't lived somewhere with trains in over 35 years.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn I love building railway systems in civ for my army. Something so satisfying about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which game? My favorite was civ 3 because you could place railroad on the majority of tiles in your territory and make movement cost 0.

I liked declaring surprise wars and moving my entire army across the map in an instant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Civ 3 was my first civ. I loved putting like a 100 units on the same tile.

I was thinking of civ 6 specifically though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The stack of death was cool. I’m glad it’s gone though because 10 minute barbarian raids were very frustrating

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

OpenTTD goes brrrr

[–] RelativeArea1 4 points 2 months ago

nah, i prefer multi stacked 8 lane motorways

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Imagine the wars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Like Asian, European or 'murican railway network?