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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

His next-door neighbor, a local drywaller, said he, "saw the pisser go that-a-way."

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck boys, it's the way of the road, eh?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Way she goes...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sadly, my guess is it's an Amazon driver

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Or an Uber driver

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Jarate?! Nooooooooooo!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

His wife goes out and owes money - ALL OVER TOWN - and they put pee in my recycle bin?!?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How does he know it's pee? Did he open it and take a taste? It could be a severely overestimated lemonade party.

If you or someone you know would like to learn more about these parties, hit up lemonparty.org

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Just saw this episode a few days ago and almost fell out of my chair laughing, and my wife had no clue why

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Gr… gra… grandpa? 😳

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe he pissed off somebody...

[–] boydster 3 points 1 week ago

It sounds like maybe the person leaving it is just wanting to make sure it's responsibly recycled

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People deep in alcohols grasp tend to use a lot of containers as couch urinals.

Sadly I can picture someone there who has either misguided, ignorant, or selfish motivations for then putting them in a neighbours bin.

Who knows.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People deep in alcohols grasp tend to use a lot of containers as couch urinals.

What? What are you basing this on?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Many patients in many homes on many couches.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

convenience