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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger

[–] Ookami38 8 points 2 days ago

I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Btw the skin has the most testo boost

This is misinformation.

Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Same, but I power through anyways

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On CNN the hacker named 4chan strikes again

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And perhaps that explains why a colleague of mine is eating onions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

Couldn't it just be that they taste great?

Or are they eating them whole like an apple? That seems extreme.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bro science is bad science.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Back in my day you wore them on your belt.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Only the yellow ones.

Because of the war.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I'm Hungarian, I eat raw onions!

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (21 children)

Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol

[–] zarkanian 3 points 1 day ago

Raw red onion is amazing in sandwiches, and I've eaten chopped white onion on hot dogs, and that's pretty good, too. Just straight-uo eating an onion by itself? No.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

At least they are just making them eat onions, it's not like it's going to make them sick or anything.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Isn't baldness literally linked to high testosterone?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's one of the four humours of brodom.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

People will believe anything so long as you sound authoritative enough and if people don't reason about it enough. It applies to everyone even me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The modern internet in a single image.

I'm a bit skeptical of Twitter Verified posters though. Makes me think jeeba made that up for Twitter engagement… I guess that’s fitting, too.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ooof. I should have known and blurred out their name. Or at least, just assume anyone on Twitter is a Nazi apologist.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Everyone on Twitter is literally a Nazi apologist.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

4chan user in nazi association shocker

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