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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's pronounced "Stefan Wloka"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Low effort.

At least pick some real sounding ones, like "Przemysław Mądrzykowski", or something...

[–] funkless_eck 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I barely know any Polish, but once you know the rules, that's pretty easy to pronounce

puhz Mish wav - man driz kov ski

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

And the optometrist asked him if he could read the last line of the eye chart, to which he replied “Read it? That’s my wife’s maiden name”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once I met a Slovak guy with clearly polish surname, so I asked him wether he had polish ancestors. He genuinely didn't get why would I think something like that...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe because Slovak and Polish are both West Slavic languages? So they are similar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

As a west Slav (Moravian) myself, I'm usually able to distinguish these two, especially in written form. The meme shows the characteristics of polish quite realistically.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Sir, would you like a side to vowels to go with that consonant clusters?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"How do you spell that?"

"T-H-A-T"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

For a native Ukrainian, this is just a pattern matching between Latin and Cyrillic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

wół go pyta:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How I read it: Стой с ... ногами

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Just call me Steve.

[–] eestileib 6 points 1 year ago

The first words out of my new coworker's mouth were about Robert Lewandowsky.

Never in doubt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Lol polish are funny people.