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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

epic drinkin game: take a shot every time you see this image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Superman cares about decency.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

"Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!"

No you fucking didn't.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago

In the words of Captain America:

"Let's not get carried away. I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don't inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I've never known a good Nazi."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

What about it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Well, he is superman, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, it kinda looks like the cyber truck to me:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that gets me out of bed in the morning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Ass ships?

You mean like

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Superman in the '30s would be lighting the fires.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[–] kambusha 19 points 1 day ago

That's why he listens.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Good job Superman.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he's supposed to be a journalist, right?)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

That's Jimmy Olsen's whole purpose. Even Clark gets to "not my job" this situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Man of fire?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] Noel_Skum 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] Noel_Skum 14 points 1 day ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

[–] WoodScientist 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Was that the MOVE bombing? Because I'm pretty sure he blamed that on a black mayor.

[–] WoodScientist 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

From January 1939, Superman single-handedly tears down a low-income neighborhood. He wasn't attacking a group of political activists. He just decided that a group of homes were slums and thus worthy of being demolished.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_8#Synopsis_for_Superman:_%22Superman_in_the_Slums%22

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Lol what amazing rationale there "hmm, if I destroy it, the government will build something better almost immediately! SIMPLE!"

[–] WoodScientist 1 points 2 hours ago

Superman is almost as great a menace to society as that maniac Spiderman.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I got a good chuckle out of it lol. Though there are some incongruencies. Phone booths are an anachronism that really don't exist currently alongside tesla. Especially not the bright red BT phone booths. Those definitely would not be the variety seen in Metropolis. But those are only small little nitpicks that don't distract from the larger message which I agree with.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Metropolis was at least partially based on Joseph Shuster's home town of Toronto, and there's a bright red BT-style phone booth in Eglinton Square on Victoria Park Ave.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Well fuck you then, he hopped into a Doctor-Who-themed strip-club before changing his clothes. Superman likes the strange. Get over it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

What's even worse is superman isn't even real! Immersion broken!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Eldritch has joined the rank of "Meme Destroyer"

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