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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[–] kambusha 20 points 1 month ago

That's why he listens.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Superman in the '30s would be lighting the fires.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk, it kinda looks like the cyber truck to me:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that gets me out of bed in the morning

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the words of Captain America:

"Let's not get carried away. I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don't inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I've never known a good Nazi."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There are lots of good nazis, aka dead nazis.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he's supposed to be a journalist, right?)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

That's Jimmy Olsen's whole purpose. Even Clark gets to "not my job" this situation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Good job Superman.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Well, he is superman, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!"

No you fucking didn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I can feel Reddit giving me a warning for upvoting this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] Noel_Skum 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] Noel_Skum 14 points 1 month ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

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[–] WoodScientist 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was that the MOVE bombing? Because I'm pretty sure he blamed that on a black mayor.

[–] WoodScientist 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

From January 1939, Superman single-handedly tears down a low-income neighborhood. He wasn't attacking a group of political activists. He just decided that a group of homes were slums and thus worthy of being demolished.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_8#Synopsis_for_Superman:_%22Superman_in_the_Slums%22

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Man of fire?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

epic drinkin game: take a shot every time you see this image

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I got a good chuckle out of it lol. Though there are some incongruencies. Phone booths are an anachronism that really don't exist currently alongside tesla. Especially not the bright red BT phone booths. Those definitely would not be the variety seen in Metropolis. But those are only small little nitpicks that don't distract from the larger message which I agree with.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Metropolis was at least partially based on Joseph Shuster's home town of Toronto, and there's a bright red BT-style phone booth in Eglinton Square on Victoria Park Ave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Definitely a fun fact🙂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eldritch has joined the rank of "Meme Destroyer"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LOL well not trying to destroy it. It's just one of those things that initially I saw I didn't think about twice. But then I did think about it it just kind of tickled my brain in a funny way to think how anachronistic it all is now. That there are no phone booths anymore. Where does Superman change now? Does he just do it in an alley like a bum?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's plenty of abandoned malls and former retail shops that now just sit abandoned in the wake of Amazon's dominance. If you're going to make everything about realism, I'm sure there's never a former radioshack or blockbuster, or toys r us nearby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To you perhaps. Here no actually. The Last Remnant of the large local mall is set to be torn down soon as Macy's is closing. The rest of the mall was torn down nearly 10 years ago. There are no remnants of Radio Shack or Blockbuster or Toys R Us here either. Though some of the buildings they used to occupy are still here. But not abandoned.

But isn't it crazy to think about all those things like that that future Generations will have no good context for

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Metropolis has no cell signal, due to the large deposits of Plotrelevantanium in the soil, so they actually do still have a ton of phone booths

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well fuck you then, he hopped into a Doctor-Who-themed strip-club before changing his clothes. Superman likes the strange. Get over it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

it's a cosplayer's prop

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