Now reasure me that the reasons my life sucks are due to no fault of my own, but to other people. Give me a target for my impotent rage which stems from the fact that I know deep down that I'm a failure. Tell me it's someone else (or group of people)'s fault. I can't wait to blindly support you!
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Show us the collection pls
Sorry, I cant, it's being audited but trust me it's yuge.
That seems fair
Sweet, I've convinced one now I only need to convince like 30,000,000ish more and it doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Loan them to me, then they're still yours but I can claim they're mine as well.
Wow wow wow......wow.
Congrats! I deeply regret not investing in beanie babies when I had the chance.
You need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you're rich, they let you do it.
Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I'm good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can't fail. You on the other hand...
At best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
You should buy a better presidency.
Well good for you. Do we now get to eat you?
I've been working on a blog-post to showcase my "Fall off the Bone Billionaire" recipe.
You gotta season him first. Thoroughly...
A Keel haul should do it