this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 28 minutes ago

Life in a walkable city

[–] [email protected] 3 points 39 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)

✅ Fake

✅ Gay

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

So "outside" is real? I don't understand. Can someone give me a download like or something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 54 minutes ago

I dunno but am I crazy or is that onigumo?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Perhaps outside is so nice because all the haters are locked inside 4chan doing that annoying fucking captchca over and over.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago

This is 100% true 50% of the time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

The issue is not that we anons are fat. The issue is our personality. That is why we do not have qt3.14gf.

[–] southsamurai 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's a shame that this is fake gay

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 hours ago

Knew it was fake as soon as it started with >Go Outside

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I was anticipating his clarity once the Psilocybin wore off.

[–] ArbitraryValue 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Some say that he's still high to this day.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 hours ago

This feels weird, but I agree with you, internet stranger.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 hours ago

It’s true