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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.

That's right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven't done meth beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lol, you mean you don't sip Cris? Nerd.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

This explains a lot about the world we live in today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm assuming meant to symbolize fried food

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought it might be a sex thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe fried food is a sex thing?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 11 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

Wouldn’t the fried food already symbolize that though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] CidVicious 2 points 23 hours ago

Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really want to know what's special about the Crisco

[–] GrumpyDuckling 20 points 1 day ago

You never shot up some cris?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yeah, of course! The DMT pipe! The pipe you smoke DMT in to go to The Halls of Time

EDOT: I should clarify that this is the good ending and this meme is definitely not depicting the good ending

EDIT II ELECTRIC: Edot :(