One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.
That's right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven't done meth beforehand.
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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Crisco?
Lol, you mean you don't sip Cris? Nerd.
Crizurp
This explains a lot about the world we live in today
Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it
I'm assuming meant to symbolize fried food
I thought it might be a sex thing
Maybe fried food is a sex thing?
Wouldn’t the fried food already symbolize that though?
It's for penis butt.
THANKS!
Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.
I really want to know what's special about the Crisco
You never shot up some cris?
I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to
Yeah, of course! The DMT pipe! The pipe you smoke DMT in to go to The Halls of Time
EDOT: I should clarify that this is the good ending and this meme is definitely not depicting the good ending
EDIT II ELECTRIC: Edot :(