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Especially so with this one.
However there are quite some torture techniques that 'oh fuck, you better not make me cum' my would-be torturer shouldn't "call my bluff" on ... or should actually, idk.
... please elaborate
you'd* better not
Oh, you better do!!
But also - really? "You'd" would be correct?
Wouldn't that shift everything and so also required a "shouldn't have called" later on?
(And also was I, or both of us actually, not sure if they have already made me cum?)
Actually, there is. I had stretcher treatment for my back as a teenager, it was wonderful (especially combined with heat lamp and TENS treatment. Dangit, that's pure relaxation afterwards).
I suspect you would have missed out on some aspects of that during medieval torture.
Probably would have used a large fire underneath them instead of a heat lamp.
Don't think they had electricity for the TENS, though...
I too am over 30.
After a long day of work I often desire to be stretched on the rack ala Lurch in the Addams Family.
My god 🤣
That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don't slip and get a taste of the pain.
Can confirm.
Did they actually use this one, looks a wee bit uncomfortable.