That's sounds awful, and should definitely be considered fraud or something
Management when people can barely afford food
Big fan of Any Austin. He's out there asking the real questions in video game journalism
Why not just run off with Puppet Wife?
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP! Dot fuck em up!
For this use, definitely stay away from Maglites or other camping or survival type of flashlights. The cheap children's flashlights usually have plastic housings that should be easy to open, and you can always put rechargeable batteries in them
Edit: cheap plastic flashlights like these. Excuse the Amazon link, it's just the first one I found https://www.amazon.com/Eveready-Flashlight-Multi-Pack-Emergencies-Batteries/dp/B08YM5S28F/
Good news! Any thing can be dismantled if you are determined. Flashlights aren't too complicated either. So yeah, any flashlight should work, and just start ripping it apart
"Sorry civvie, the shuttle's full."
A single shot rings out from the P4-Senator
Hope the buggy has more handling than a Halo CE Warthog on ice, even with the shit handling it's a lot of fun
Bruh, the GameCube does not deserve this kind of slander