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[–] DannyBoy 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Task Manager? Haven't heard that name in years.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, he's not dead, not... not yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And when it tries to hide, Process Explorer will hunt it down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

We'll have to destroy them ship to ship. Get the crews to their fighters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

When the program starts working after going: "ps -elf"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When a program starts responding after you start typing "sudo kill -9 ..."

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Is there a legitimate thing happening to cause that? Because I always tell people to pin task manager on the task bar so they can easily threaten a program.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

CTRL+ALT+DEL sends a system interrupt.

"Stop what you're doing and pay fucking attention!"

That's often enough to break whatever was jamming things up.

NOTE: Other methods of opening Task Manager do not sent a system interrupt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

And some viruses hide/reduce resource drain when it's open.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I’ve heard it interrupts… computer things basically acting as time for process to… re…. Think?

Hopefully someone will explain it better than I can

Edit: looks like someone already did it for my dumbass lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Thought that's only if you c+a+d. If you ctrl+esc or bring up it any other way like right clicking the taskbar and hitting it in the context menu, that does not cause an interrupt.

afaik yada yada but the sauce is in cad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just spit balling, but id prob say something along the lines of the program was hanging because it was waiting on something else like say the Windows kernel to do something. By bringing up Task Manager windows might need to do some important things for it and in the process kicks things back in gear

Though not all hangs are alike and a lot of the time there's just no recovering it, but it makes a funny meme lol