this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
380 points (99.2% liked)

Not The Onion

13910 readers
621 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Man my mother had us take cod liver oil with the usual multivitamin as kids. It tasted kinda bad, but otherwise meh. You know what it wasn't though? A substitute for fucking vaccines. I just wish they'd had the chicken pox vaccine back then. That shit sucked.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

So why are vaccines a "personal choice" (according to RFK Jr.) but abortions aren't?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

Years of propaganda showing fetuses as fully developed babies with like, wives and families at home waiting for them to be born. This is why they're trying to crush science and reason, because it points out flaws in their emotional arguments. Emotional arguments that were spawned by people manipulating them for decades, the original purpose long since forgotten, so that now it's just "culture" among conservatives to view other people's pregnancies this way.

The wildest glimpse into our human failings of reason is on full display with the right though, because they have ZERO qualms about getting their own abortions. When they do it, it's different. It's a clump of cells or an unthinking organism when it's them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Your body, your choice (sometimes)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Because vaccines aren’t “killing another person”, even though the lack of them DOES kill people, children especially.

Aaaand we just found another contradiction lmfao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So why are vaccines a "personal choice" (according to RFK Jr.)

Oh don't worry, they'll get rid of that choice in due time too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

RFK jr is obsessed with drinking methylene blue. someone posted a video on reddit a 2 weeks ago of him dropping a mysterious liquid into his drink.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

It is amazing the hoops people will jump through to avoid actual proven medical treatments. "So rubbing this toad on my face and turning 5 times will protect me? Hell yah, beats the toxic vaccine!"

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why will people try anything besides real medicine :(

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe if enough republicans die, Texas will turn blue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They’ll just start a conspiracy that the democrats killed them and vote even harder conservative. Their brains are molded and crystallized, they aren’t fuckin’ changing lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Voting is over. There will not be another fair election in the US until the guillotines fall.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

One can only hope

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think the answer is as simple as memes would like to believe. Personally I suspect the issue, in part, has to do with the cost of healthcare in the US.

Much like Republican voters have a need to pretend the GOP is actually helping them, I think holistic medicine rubes and anti-vaxxers have a need to discount the efficacy of unaffordable healthcare. They don't need to worry about the price being a multiple of their income anymore, because they just now decided every doctor is a quack and a conman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I think what also plays into it is apathetic doctors. People go to the doctor for help, if they have a doctor that doesn't actually care about helping them and only spends a couple minutes with them before getting shooed out the door, this causes people to seek alternative forms of medicine. Another thing that happens is the doctor comes up with a treatment plan and insurance denies it. So once again, this is something that would cause people to seek alternative medicine. They get desperate for a fix for whatever problem ails them and the snake oil salesmen are right there ready and waiting for them on TikTok/Instagram/Facebook.

So between apathetic doctors and rising medical costs along with fear mongering on social media about medications being "poison" and natural cures being better, oh and let's also add in there easily gullible idiots, you get where we're at today.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

probably when real healthcare is affordable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Vaccines are almost always free.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

From the "we take everything except real medicin"-department.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

You see, they don't trust Big Pharma and multi-billion dollar corporations, that's why they do their "research" using only small artisanal free range websites like Facebook, Twitter and TikTok...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Dead people can't get autism from vaccines! Winning!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

So glad we have whole departments of #doctors and #scientists who will give us the truth and the science to help protect our #health.... Oh, sorry... that was last year.

This year, the heroin addict in charge of the health department says drink some oil, it will make the imaginary #measles go away.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You guys, we are going to need to make a whole new country to get away from this madness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

God, that actually sounds kind of nice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world. In Norway it's a pretty normal supplement, I've taken one tablespoon every(ish) morning in the months with a R in them, but that's mostly because we don't really see the sun.... so fatty fish is one of the few natural sources of vitamin D we have.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

That would be a legitimate medical use vs the complete nonsense of using it for measles.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 11 points 1 day ago

A cod liver isn’t a snake. It can’t be that bad.

/s

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Technically not snake oil.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So this is fun: actual snake oil (the type made by Chinese railway workers) probably had some medicinal benefits. However, white "doctors" co-opted this for their medicine shows; it contained no snake and was just mineral oil, so this is where the term has its origins.

Maintenance Phase podcast did a great episode on medicine shows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I believe cod liver oil does have some benefits too. My understanding is that historically one of the primary uses was to stave off rickets, a childhood disease. This actually worked because the oil is high in vitamin D, the thing these kids actually needed.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

Lol and yet, simultaneously, it is snake oil, at least figuratively.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Drinking snake oil would be crazy

Drink cod oil instead

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Leeches and blood letting. I mean at this point why not?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Stop spreading misinformation.

You need warm pigeon blood, followed by a strict diet of roasted onions and three hail Marys.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So now they'll still have the measles but also be spewing out of both ends nonstop... Lovely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

they might as well drink a whole bottle of ipecac. they are going to get so dehydrated too(i once got dehydrated from food poisoning, from spewing out both ends)

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I guess it's better than drinking Borax or injecting bleach...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

probably going to consuming essential oils. all these homeopathic, antivaxxers are all in on the essential oils.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

You will be able to see who the anti-vaxxers are by the diarrhea shooting out of them.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Omega 3 aside, it’s not even effective in improving cholesterol levels. It does have a laxative effect though.

Where’s the ground zero for this misinformation? RFK?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

pseudoscience doesnt use much evidence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First person to combine this with crypto will make bank.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

$CodCoin here we gooooo!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Guess someone at the cod liver oil factory was successful at starting a rumour.

But more likely it was some crackpot theory that got amplified.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What's next, fucking frogs. Hasa Diga Eebowai 😩

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

licking cane toads.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Technically the vitamin d content would be good for you, but something conservative, holistic, and witch doctor enthusiasts seem to lack is any belief in or understanding of any micro-organism which absolutely won't lose to your body just because you drank some extra calories.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'm going out on a limb here and say that Texans generally have no need for supplementary Vitamin D...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Hmm. There is a small amount of truth to this, it seems, in that it can help the immune system, especially if you had a deficiency to start with.

Also some pretty nasty side effects, particularly if you have too much over a prolonged period of time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Somebody has been playing too much We Happy Few

load more comments
view more: next ›