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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So now they'll still have the measles but also be spewing out of both ends nonstop... Lovely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

they might as well drink a whole bottle of ipecac. they are going to get so dehydrated too(i once got dehydrated from food poisoning, from spewing out both ends)