He looks like a broiler chicken.
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The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
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He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
for the unfamiliar:
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead
The Hunch Chest of McDonaldland.
Came here to say just this.
Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me
He's still a fat fucking idiot though
Maybe a corset when on stage?
Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
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Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
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He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out
Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don't think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.
Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he's probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it's enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you'd expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.
That might be a part of it, but...
(cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)
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The fuck is happening there? Jesus
HGH
Bulletproof implants then
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
Bullet resistant* vest
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Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
No, he really is shaped like that
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
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Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly
Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon
Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.
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He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.