Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2025
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What happened to his ozempic bod?
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs
Can't he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can't suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out
Too much HGH
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...
It's uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.
The butt implants were a mistake.
I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
He's wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal
That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.
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Behold the master race
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...
That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.
I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.
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He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
for the unfamiliar:
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
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He looks like a broiler chicken.
Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
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He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out
Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
a lot of things about this picture look fake
Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine
He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
A saxophone at least.
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