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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

What happened to his ozempic bod?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I think he's an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.

Hypocritical much?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Using intolerance against the intolerant isn't intolerant though.

If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it's morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.

[–] ruplicant 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No one would know and moreover if you aren't super intolerant the rule wouldn't apply to you anyway.

[–] ruplicant 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

would you worry I'd feel insecure with my appearance, though? should I just avoid these comments when I see them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Again what you look like is irrelevant, it's not even really about it he even is weird looking or not. The fact it bothers him is relevant though. You can take offense if you want but it's a bit like being upset about someone making fun of Hitler for being a dopehead because you are a dopehead. There are some similarities but ideally there are huge huge deviations like murdering a couple million people or whatever.

[–] ruplicant 0 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I, personally, am taking no offense. I might be feeling more self-concious, tho

You say my likeness is irrelevant, but it did not feel irrelevant to me when I 've seen the post. Not that I assume that what I've felt should be relevant to you, I just decided to share these thoughts

If there are such good, explainable reasons to shit on this shitbag, I don't see how our similarities have any weight

I also hope I didn't just murder humour

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago

what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?

You used you as the example not me I just used the same language to answer the question.

But it doesn't, you're quite literally looking for a reason to complain and in turn defend a Nazi. It's a weird choice and not one I would make but certainly one you are free to choose.

There's a ton some just hurt their ego which is really what they care about, but no no let's not hurt the Nazis feelings because maybe perhaps some theoretical person might take offense. It's even weirder when you know this is him trying to be less weird and with like over a billion dollars to do it and somehow he ended up shaped like a LEGO minifig.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That is almost the dumbest thing I've read on this website today.

You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.

[–] parrhesia -2 points 3 hours ago

There are also people that aren't so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research

[–] pancakes -1 points 4 hours ago

While I'm not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Behold the master race

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The butt implants were a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 55 minutes ago

He's wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

It's uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Can't he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can't suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs

[–] pfwood178 7 points 9 hours ago

Too much HGH

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago

He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

It's for boys. Teddy wears one too. It's called a boydle.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

a lot of things about this picture look fake

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