NGL, this is the kind of joke made by someone who got upset that people don't find their jokes funny. Real principal Skinner shit.
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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You can carry a bigger roll if you hang it from your neck .
So... how exactly do these things help me farm outrage for money social media???
Wear a big roll. It promises hot action forthcoming.
Those would also be pretty handy for those living in some kind of dystopia characterized by a minimum wage below the living wage.
Oooooo, a controversial post!
I have up/downvotes merged in my app. Is it actually controversial?
48/14. Hardly controversial.
It was 7/5 at the time I was looking at it
Hate the sentiment, love the gadget. x)