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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

She was living in a single room with three other individuals

One of them was male and the other two

Well, the other two were females

God only knows what they were up to in there

And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn

That all four of them habitually sipped some alcoholic beverages

Drinkers

I drink two beers in the morning

I drink two beers at night

I drink two beers in the afternoon

It makes me feel all right

I drink two beers in time of peace

And two in time of war

I drink two beers before I drink two beers

And then I drink two more

Drank IPAs 'til the day she died

Take a big sip of some good hoppy ale now

Drank IPAs 'til the day she died

Take a big sip of some good hoppy ale now

[–] dechnically 8 points 1 week ago

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY let the water hold me down LETTING THE DAYS GO BY water flowing underground

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

same as it ever was

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I travel a lot and it's usually huge distances on the road, often followed by long distances on foot. Constantly in the zone, eating up kilometres, taking up the entire daylight and sometimes longer.

My favourite part is the end when I sit and open a beer.

"Good job, brain. Fantastic work, body. You can both switch off now, we're giving ourselves a delicious pat on the back, or four."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shane Gillis was unfunny and racist in his opening monologue this weekend, but this skit was pretty good. (And is, believe it or not, tangentially related to OP.)

https://youtu.be/xAvEferecIg