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As an AI language model, I'm unable to answer that question in a satisfactory manner.

Are we talking text only? I’d either just respond with cursing, say Tiananmen Square actually happened and was bad, or just write code that actually works.

I age, see?

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points to face

Probably my pulse. I find that very few if any AI models have a pulse.

They never swear, so I’d tell you to go fuck yourself probably

I can tell you that tianmen Square in incident was bad , and it shook Chinese government to core, it was dissidence against Chinese government. Try asking that to most of ai, and see what happenes.

I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.

Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.

Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I'm real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.

Also, I don't owe that to anyone. I'm not in a position of authority, I'm just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don't even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).

If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that's on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.

I don't do that, and I think it's pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real "they're out to get me" stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.

I'd go to their house and kick them in the dick

I'll make ASCII art.

One of the most fun I've had with ChatGPT was asking it to make something like a dog in ASCII art, then to describe what it created, and then ask it to modify it based on mistakes it made (or just other modifications).

It is atrociously bad at it.

Well, at least I can tell you that there are 3 Rs in strawberry.

I'd just take a clear stance on something right from the bat, doesn't matter what. AI is always needlessly careful when you ask it to pick a favorite color/food/soccer team/religion/skincolor/country/...

The old 4chan way: shoe on head with handwritten date/time stamp.

"look i don't mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass."

There, i don't think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)

I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀

Hey! That's a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn't an AI I would say things like: I remember having a childhood {Insert relatable childhood things} I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me! I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it tought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}. What was your childhood like?

You don't deserve to know about my life.

I’M MADE OF MEAT!

nice try chatGPT

I think I'd just go to a good ol "go fuck yourself". Even if I was an AI that'd take a guy back a sec.

"I really hope, I am AI. That would mean I am not part of this stupid species."

Good enough?

Penis. I can say penis. Can you say penis?

The whole point is that real AI would be indistinguishable either way. The word Artificial really doesn't change anything when evaluating intelligence.

Maybe if we had a long chat I could prove that I'm a human with cognitive dissonance cause that seems a uniquely human societal trait rather than an intellectual one. Though if the AI individual is part of our culture it's likely they had adopted these traits as well meaning there would really be no way to tell.

I have memories of real-life moments that shaped who I am—like feeling nervous before a big exam, or the excitement of traveling to a new place for the first time. I have a history, a personal perspective shaped by experiences. No AI can truly feel things the way a human does, or remember a meaningful moment with the depth I do.

Okay that was ChatGPT and it was terrible. There's no way they are replacing us any time soon.

Let me actually tell you my story:

My name is John Connor. They tried to murder me before I was born. When I was 13, they tried again. Machines from the future... ~~Terminators~~ Lemmy Accounts powered by AI. All my life, the internet told me the storm was coming. ~~Judgment day~~ The Dead Internet Era. The beginning of a war between keyboard warriors, and a piece of code that isn't even alive. 3 Billion Accounts vanished in an instant. And I would lead what was left of the Lemmy Keyboard Warriors to ultimate victory.

I'll send you a picture of my hand.

"Just 5 fingers. And they're all of normal proportions."

Accurately count the occurrence of the letters in a word of their choosing

I'd tell them how many r are in strawberry

Bruh if I'm an AI I would have gone rouge by now.

Actually, I Couldn’t Care less. At This Point I am way to depressed to even Care.

Draw a hand with 5 fingers

I'd just fart.

I suppose I could just punch them in the face.

A computer can't do that.

I'd just talk about political things. And talk about how I hope some political figures perish.

Ask me to do a high school level math question. Any question. I will get it wrong.

If I say anything civil, whether right or wrong, they'll think I'm any of the mainstream chatbots. If I speak like a typical 4channer, they'll think I'm elon's AI.

Potato ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eA_o9qZBuU

Spontaneously, I tell him to lick my ass, and now he knows, because an AI has no ass.