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[–] [email protected] 180 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Idiot here. Is it proof that Fauci did 9/11 harbor to fake the flat moon landing on 5g vaccine autism with gay-hurricane-powered Jewish frog space lasers funded by Bill gates and George Soros?

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you're not having a stroke right now, I must be.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Fi yuo thnik yu'oer hvanig a steoerk, plaees clal 191 imemdaityl.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you can't tell which person in your group is having a stroke right now, it's probably you.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

New Deus Ex plot sounds dumb

[–] WoodScientist 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What's everybody got against the Jewish Space Lasers? Rabbi Rabinowitz has been in charge of those lasers since 1998, and he's been doing a damn fine job keeping the Martians and asteroids at bay! You know he's only come down from Skylab II twice since he took the director's position up there? You know what that much zero gravity does to a man? He's been up there so long, he can't come back anymore. He's gonna die up there manning those lasers. That's what Rabbi Rabinowitz has sacrificed for his country and planet! And the gall of some people, ranting about the Jewish space lasers. Are there Jewish space lasers? Yes! And they've been keeping your dumb ass safe from Martians and meteors for decades!

[In my head, I read this in Bernie Sander's voice.]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Proof that our sun is at the center of the universe and how IMPORTANT humans are in the universe

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I mean, it's arguably in the center of OUR universe :D

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You are the center of your observable universe and I'm the center of my own. Granted, at this scale the sun is an acceptable approximation, but the earth's center is even better.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (5 children)

THE UNIVERSE IS INSIDE YOUR EYE

CLICK HERE FOR CRYSTALS THAT EMIT HARMONIC WAVELENGTHS THAT SHAPE THE UNIVERSAL WATER IN YOUR EYE INTO IT'S HARMONIC FORM

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Uuh... wrong? That's obviously a Petri dish in full bloom?

Everyone knows this Universe exists solely as a grad student's thesis experiment...

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[–] coffeetastesbadlikecoffee 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The outer ring is made of 1-3 meter thick bedrock, but you can easily teleport through it. Just remember to bring enough material with you to make a portal to get back to our universe, otherwise you'll have to starve yourself to death and respawn without your gear.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For those wondering, this is a (cropped) version of a art piece called "The Celestial Zoo".

The original:

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Its the observable universe in the shape of an eye, quite clever. We're going to have to figure out how to not let stupid destroy our fragile societies at some point.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

We did at one point. I love the turtle myth, for what it is, but shit like this use to just stay myth.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Now hear me out...

Blood for the Blood God.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't understand what it shows. Instead of forcing me to make up some crazy shit, could someone explain it to me?

[–] funkless_eck 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think its just a circular logarithmic representation of the universe starting at Sol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If you hate this image then why post it. Fun image but please work on your titles lol, my point is it isn't super good when you let some 1000 conspiracy theorists living in some niche forums live rent free in your head to such point they ruin cool images for you

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Got a better resolution version?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I do but lemmy hates it.

Edit: wait a second. You're not going to use it to make your universe eye cult, are you?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just think it's cool and want to look at it in more detail.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I'm trying to find the reddit thread I stole it from.

Edit: wait a second. You're not just saying you think it looks cool so you can go form a 'the universe is circuital cult', are you?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

don't worry, even the dumbest out there know the universe is locally flat.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I found the OG source from the comment while looking for the reddit post. https://pablocarlosbudassi.com/2021/02/the-infographic-and-artistic-work-named.html

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[–] UrPartnerInCrime 19 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Kinda weird to put the sun in the center imo. Cause we're not the center of it all. But if you put the earth in the center and started spacing out from there it would be pretty cool IMHO

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

But what about the attack on ganymede?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So the universe is flat, right?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Louis Rossman had a video recently that I think applies here: don't give in to the premises of assholes. This was particularly directed at Gamer's Nexus and how Steve over there handles Linus, but it's good life advice for anyone. I had a roommate that I was thinking of in this regard, and I wish I had this advice at the time.

There are people in this world who try to set conditions for their own benefit at the expense of you. Don't let them do that. This image is a good example; it's a perfectly valid model for certain use cases. Don't let anti-science idiots take that away with their stupidity.

Hell, I think the whole Final Experiment with flat earthers is an example of giving in.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Looks like they were right. The universe is a sphere, not Earth!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Scientists Prove Universe Revolves Around Our Sun!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like proof of the flat earth

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

MitocondriSol: powerhouse of the cell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  1. its the universe that is flat

  2. everything revolves around and everything is illuminated by the Sun

  3. the Sun is the largest structure

  4. the veins at the outer edges arent bleeding yet so you can stretch it a bit more

  5. Uranus is in Ouranus

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Everyone sees the butthole too, right?

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