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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
    • §"nginx". ¶1.
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You have to say it in a commanding Japanese accent... Engine X

It sounds way cooler that way

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It took a while for me to get it, but it still read ngnix as "n.g. -nix" in my head.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

One time I was getting estimates for server software for an embedded device I had made. In a teleconference, I told one company that our prototype server ran on nginx. They emailed us an estimate saying we had to switch our embedded system to Windows 10 IoT Enterprise, and put the server on Microsoft's cloud, because "Engine X is not an enterprise web server."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I can't stop pronouncing USAID as u said even after i finally heard it instead of just reading it

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[–] dream_weasel 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Does this mean when you go into an airport bathroom and see the hand dryer, you know it's called an XLerator (ex-LAIReighter)?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Nugginx” is how I have always read it

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I will be dead and buried in the ground before I call nginx "engine x"

[–] zarkanian 1 points 1 day ago

Really weird hill to die on, but okay.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I just kind of knew that, but not sure how.

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