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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Wanted to know if they made any real advances in muscle actuators so I looked this up. They're pneumatic, and the model in the photo barely moves and doesn't stand on its own. An article said they will switch to hydraulics in the future. Neither pneumatics or hydraulics is efficient enough to be useful in a standalone human sized machine, so this looks like more of an art piece aimed at fleecing some idiot venture capitalists.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

I thought stuff like this was cool when I was a kid, and I suppose it is when the technical achievement is only considered. But I'm now I'm left wondering why we would ever want anything like this? It's meant to replace a person.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 hours ago

The real art lies in designing it in such a way the the destruction it will inevitably bring wrecks the building in such a way that someone entering it will find the sticks in the order that will reveal more and more ominous details.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Looks like a Westworld prototype, designed by a Daft Punk fan.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It looks like Adam from Evangelion. We need to put a restraining exoskeleton on it right now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Lilith actually

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I dont care, this title is the real one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I appreciate the vibe, but this thing would be hilariously incompetent. It'd be like if all the sperm in a cum sock each individually gained sentience and tried to control the sock like a mech. That is to say - it would not be very effective.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

what a terrible day to be literate.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 hours ago

Day 2: It seems to have shifted overnight. We are adding a continuous power source to prevent failure during unsupervised hours.

Day 11: More items have gone missing from the lab.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

man, the audio logs in Watch Dogs were a genius idea; it gives much more insight to the characters you see in the game in a natural way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Always but a self destruct on prototypes like this! They'll never be an iron man rebellion on my watch!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Nice gif, but how is Iceland's Prime Minister relevant here?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Frostadottir is a badass last name... Am I wrong to surmise that it means, "frost daughter"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Yes and no. It means Frosti's daughter because her father's name is Frosti (Frosti is conjugated to Frosta to mean Frosti's). All Icelandic "last names" work like that: made from the father's name and 'dottir' or 'son'. The name Frosti comes from a dwarf in the Eddur and yes is derived from the Icelandic/Old Norse word frost.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

It's a patronymic, so she has it because her father's name is "Frosti". But that name presumably comes from "frost".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

So that’s where the away team went!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

This is the time to step back and ask ourselves if women's sex toys have gone too far.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Usually clitoral stimulation is more useful than craming something up untip it tickles your eyeball :p

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nah we need to go deeper into dark depraved depths of our dirty deviant desires.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Myeh idk. I'm probably the least qualified person to butt in.

Vanilla sexuality makes me really incomfortable, especially penetrative sex. I prefer things like rigging people, impact play, and RP :p

Otoh, speaking with a lot of other people with vaginas around me, length is usually one of the least important features for penetrative sex. Texture, girth, vibration, clitoral stim, etc almost always rank hier.

But there are indeed some communities like size queens and kings who really enjoy absurdly long - and sometimes large - toys.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

No need to be jealous now. There's nothing about this toy that forbids men and enbies from trying it too. ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

There are very few toys that are exclusive to one body type.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Depending on how creative you are, there are probably no toys that are exclusive to one body type

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I wanted to avoid using absolutes but I don't have any counterexamples.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Throat play.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like a skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 17 hours ago

No, robot, the xenomorph is not the "perfect organism." That's a bad robot. Now let me inject more milk into your tubes here. I think I'll call you "Ash".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

The Miclones of the Protoculture will bringe the eventual downfall of the Zentradi Empire!

[–] aislopmukbang 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Must have missed the terminator movie with these dad bods

[–] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Body shaming an android? REALLY? 😂

[–] aislopmukbang 11 points 9 hours ago

The resistance starts now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

They definitely didn't make that, that's something they stole out of area 51.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Yep, but it requires a 500W electric-hydraulic pump to run the muscles. Human brain is ~20W Human heart is ~1.5W. Human body total is ~100W at rest, ~350W doing physical work.

This android has some serious efficiency issues to overcome, or it'll need to be constantly recharged.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

Just turn off the nVidia card while you run the robot.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I hope we don't become the batteries ...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

It can make a small rabbit run for days!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

And if you hear all the reports, you even get a like achievement sticker for completion.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

what if it could do all that and grow fermented delicacies in its robot extra parts

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

Get back to me when it does something I can't.

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