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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Marafon to c/[email protected]
 

I'm a dumbass and sawed into my workbench.

ETA: Threw a maple spline into it to commemorate the occasion.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Oh that's barely a scratch. I thought you had cut the power cord maybe :)

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Now scribe some inch markings either side of it and add a built in ruler to your bench. #featurenotflaw

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

Damn that’s some good, positive thinking. My applause to you!

[–] Marafon 8 points 4 days ago

I threw a maple spline into it but I might still do as you suggest lol

[–] Gloria 43 points 4 days ago

It's not a workbench if it doesn't have battle scars. Some of the fights you won, some of the stupidity you fought.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Better than the fingers 🫠

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Based on the title, I assumed fingers. I have been to the ER with enough shop co-workers to have that be my first thought.

Second guess was "sawed through the power cord"

[–] wander1236 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Now you have two workbenches

[–] Marafon 5 points 4 days ago

Not quite that bad lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Another reason I'm not ashamed that I built mine out of 2x4s. If I manage to completely destroy it, I'll just buy more crappy spruce, glue up a new slab, and keep going.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

This but a Scratch

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

That's just patina. We usually charge more for that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Welcome to the club.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

'tis the Workbench of Moria, in which the carpenters sawed too greedily and too deep.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

As nature intended.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

right of passage. chicks dig scars. pain is temporary. glory is forever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Super agree with the other user saying to make it a built in ruler.

I got one of those Kreg ACS things gifted to me and I immediately plunged the saw THROUGH the table, shitty depth stop gave out when I leaned on it, I was bummed lmao

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I'm reading this while on break from setting up a simple shelf build. Thanks for the reminder to double check everything before I start cutting x.x

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Ryan Reynolds: "But why?"