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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

I got "How to remove a urinary catheter" 😱🀣

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I think this speaks for itself

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

well hmm, This could be interesting

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people "pivot to video"

[–] Kalcifer 5 points 22 hours ago

How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish

Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Initiative in D&D 5E

I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

How to wash a chest binder.

...I'm not afab???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

I die changing a CV axle.

How did they know I own a Subaru?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

How to get prescribed Xanax

Seems legit

[–] agamemnonymous 7 points 1 day ago

How to Combine Documents in Microsoft Word

I always suspected

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I die in a freak hawk training accident.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I die cleaning a bicycle chain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Deathliest catch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (βŠ™_β˜‰)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"

Too late, I win!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year πŸ‘€

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

I die building a pigeon coop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"

Am I going to get sacked by a dog?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It's the Rabbit of Caerbannog!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes

I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Removing mold stains from wood flooring.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I guess from shrinking stomach

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