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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

Now that is so insane.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Psychopath children desperately wanting your attention

[–] earphone843 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Kayne is actually severely mentally ill, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You can’t excuse it, otherwise you could discount all Nazis as mentally ill

[–] earphone843 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, I mean like he legitimately needs antipsychotics. Being a Nazi doesn't require mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Not being able to tell fact from fiction doesn’t make someone a Nazi though

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Ye is a f***ing clown. A misogynistic, racist, Nazi, homophobic, ableist, sexual abuser who fell off almost 10 years ago now. I am so ashamed I used to love his music.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Ye is a f***ing clown

no hes a nazi

clowns are good please dont be offensive

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

clowns are good

Stephen King has entered the chat...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

no thats just a bad apple its not all clowns

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

whoa buddy all clowns are bastards what did they do to you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Tbf hes in some pretty good songs. I dont like his music but you cant really avoid listening to him completely. Also if someone likes his music i dont care, just dont like him as a person.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Art is one of those difficult subjects. As long as you're not financially supporting them anymore (including with streaming) there's no harm in having a relationship with a track that came from someone who had a downfall. I still listen to the Thriller album sometimes, and though it is always freighted with the context of what came later, I am able to separate the art from the artist enough to still enjoy the thing in itself.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

doesnt kanye know that being a nazi is bad for business? is he stupid?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is it bad for business these days? Tesla still worth a shit tone of money and he fucking saluted on national television.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

being a nazi is bad for business

I'm sorry, but have you seen the world lately? What on earth has led you to believe this? Nazism is in its highest demand ever, so much so that even some Jews are onboard and are giving Trump literal golden gifts to celebrate ethnic cleansing. The richest man in history just proudly threw up a nazi salute for the world to see as he became the defacto POTUS.

The soul-crushing truth is that being a nazi is the best business decision one can make right now. I hate it, and I wish something could be done about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

iabt my mistake i was using outdated sources

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

"Nooo! He's just bipolar!" Some may say, but he's actually really stupid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago

iaHt hes not just stupid hes a really bad business man

nazis have historically known to be bad at business

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Well, the two are not exclusive as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Apparently he got a second diagnosis and he's not bipolar but on the spectrum, according to himself.

Probably figured that was a better cover for being a nazi, after Elon's Sieg Heil

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago

Getting pretty tired of shithead Nazis claiming they’re autistic. Autism doesn’t make you a Nazi

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

So now he's just a stupid and slightly bipolar Nazi? Is that an "improvement" in his book?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This is... This is what worries you about this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

For far too many people, the decision whether to cooperate with Nazis depends on profits to be had.

It was true of IBM in the 1940s, and it's true today.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

i can criticize two things at once hes a really bad guy and a really bad business guy too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Kanye West has no business talking about his swag.

GET YOUR OWN THIRD RALE

I know spelling is hard sometimes, but JFC.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

He’s absolutely fried his brain on nitrous

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

wow his ears are on crooked

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

its efficient and aerodynamic

[–] Gigliorananomicom 1 points 6 hours ago

Funniest yet not funniest headline this year