Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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Romeow
enterprise resource planning??
Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.
Role playing
Ah, enterprise role playing
Ah, enterprise role playing
Also known as "a job"
What a sap
Lmao that's exactly what I said and how I said it
It's actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.
Being attracted to femboys isn't homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.
I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that "femboy" is offensive, I don't know of an alternative word.
There are only two genders: smash and pass
Smash
Aggravated I can't find that feminization pipeline image that's like 'gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay... straight.'
Here you go:
20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I'm getting those wizard powers at 30
Same soon. It's just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!
Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.
The council watches with great interest.
you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe
Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
Gotta get that dna sample somehow.
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Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.
And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.
...you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?
sh itjust works
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be 20 y/o permavirgin
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he's no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.
I'm 29 concern
I actually had to realize I was depressed first. Therapy helped a lot with my self esteem.
I am glad you managed to overcome it with therapy!
I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Same. People are so damn dramatic.
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That is meant to illistrate that the writer's penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.
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