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[–] [email protected] 105 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (5 children)

be 20 y/o permavirgin

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:

a) he got laid

b) he's no longer a virgin

c) he found happiness

d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

e) there are two more people happy in the world

but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

Bring on the hate! I love you all!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I actually had to realize I was depressed first. Therapy helped a lot with my self esteem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 43 minutes ago

I am glad you managed to overcome it with therapy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Same. People are so damn dramatic.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] lurch 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 37 seconds ago)

I was way younger and it was super cringe. It was also fun and hot, but looking back I shouldn't have tried to get laid so early and desperately. We were so stupid back then.

For example, one girl actually persuaded me into having unprotected sex, which I didn't want, but I wanted to get laid so desperatly that I agreed. She was using a calendar to track her period and fertile days and that was risky AF and didn't account for STDs as well. This is something you can maybe do as a long time couple, but not with a person you just met three days ago.