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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

enterprise resource planning??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, enterprise role playing

[–] BigDanishGuy 1 points 2 hours ago

Ah, enterprise role playing

Also known as "a job"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Lmao that's exactly what I said and how I said it

[–] Gullible 7 points 3 hours ago

Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

It's actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Being attracted to femboys isn't homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.

I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that "femboy" is offensive, I don't know of an alternative word.

[–] mindbleach 4 points 5 hours ago

Aggravated I can't find that feminization pipeline image that's like 'gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay... straight.'

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I'm getting those wizard powers at 30

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Same soon. It's just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

The council watches with great interest.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

you don't have to worry, my virginity is safe

[–] [email protected] 64 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.

Gay: Self-evident.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.

[–] GrumpyDuckling 4 points 7 hours ago

Gotta get that dna sample somehow.

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[–] shadowedcross 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

...you can communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy?

sh itjust works

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

be 20 y/o permavirgin

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:

a) he got laid

b) he's no longer a virgin

c) he found happiness

d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

e) there are two more people happy in the world

but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

Bring on the hate! I love you all!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Same. People are so damn dramatic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm 29 concern

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That is meant to illistrate that the writer's penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Thank god they censored apeshit

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[–] napkin2020 33 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Idk, dresses are like the no homo of garments. I think they're good.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?

[–] mnemonicmonkeys 12 points 12 hours ago

Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 88 points 17 hours ago

The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck

[–] [email protected] 25 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.

Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.

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