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Two man-children enter, nobody leaves?

Why.

Did I accidentally click on a satire site that looks like the BBC??

Okay I'm convinced, we live in a simulation. No way this isn't alien reality tv.

What the hell, I thought this was satire. Is this... not the onion?

I hope they both lose.

What a time to be alive.

Yes lets put the ultra rich in the Colosseum and have them fight for our entertainment.

When Zucc gets enough damage, will the fight's second phase have him activate all the hidden cyborg gizmos?

So Zuck's response of "Send Me Location" is an MMA meme from this, looks like BBC missed that though lol. My guess is that we won't see a billionaire cage match any time soon, which is probably a good thing because I think it would be like the McGregor v Mayweather fight where we all just leave sad to have watched it.

Pair of bellends

This is literally a money making scheme and no one else can convince me otherwise

Here's hoping that they both perish from inoperable brain aneurysms brought on by blunt force trauma.

Meh...make it exciting by fighting in a DIY submarine diving in the ocean!

Click bait title, sounds like Musk talking out his ass again. No way either of them take the risk of injury or disability.

I'll believe it when I see it. It's like those two kids at school who liked to talk tough and arrange a fight, only to both called their mums to pick them up.

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I almost never work out, except for picking up my kids & throwing them in the air

Sprinting away before they come back down is great cardio. You got this Elon!

TFW it isn't to the death

I hope they beat the shit out of each other and dont pull their punches

Wish they would.

Incidentally, wtf is bluesky? I literally have never heard of it, apparently a Twitterlike?

I guess the question would be whether Zuckerberg is Season 1 Data or Insurrection Data.

If it's the former, Elon might stand a chance. If it's the latter, may God have mercy on us all.

Unless Elon is a secret jujitsu guy Zucks wins this easy. Zuckerberg actually trains. Both suck and billionaires as a class shouldn't exist. But as a big MMA fan for 20+ years and knowing Zuckerberg actually takes it moderately seriously, Elon gonna tap.

Every day we spiral further into an unwritten season of "Silicone Valley"

Strange but I am rooting for Zuckerberg.

is then when america officially jumps the shark?

Are we living in The Onion metaverse? I read the article and can't believe it's reality.

Well let's hope they each receive fatal injuries.

Musk has the ego of an 'influencer', he just needs the attention it seems.

Zuck's gonna have a hard time making contact, since spez's mouth is welded to Musk's cock.

Based on betting sites, I see an estimated 83% chance Zuckerberg wins if they do it.

Seems more likely Musk backs out but I don't see those odds being tracked.

Lizard vs Space Dildo

Throw the cage in the ocean once they're locked in. Neptune requires the sacrifice of more oligarchs

Oh great I hope it's soon because this will dominate news and social media until and for quite a while after.

Let's make it extra fun. Add weapons to it.

Further proof reality is a simulation.

I started not to like when people who have some kind of authority constantly try be all silly and goofy and "meme-y". It never seem to go well when theyre like that, they often ended up being really immature or have big ego/hubris, and causing harm because of it. So bc of that im not amused by this tho im sure they think this would amuse us 'commoners' and that theyre 'totally fitting in.' As much as I dont think is necessary for anyone to have that much money, in a world where billionaires do exist id rather they be decent or at least mature and not hear about them constantly, than to hear about them constantly because theyre immature and always trying for attention.

We need a nottheonion community. This is wild.