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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Study up on Luigi stuff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I immediately sought a second opinion, but the earliest appointment was two months from now.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Prove him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You became death locked the second he said it. You have just become immortal for a month.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you survive that, at least you only have 31 days left to live.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good thing "try locked-in syndrome" was last on my bucket list.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Don't think it would be possible to be second to last or any other really

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

If "I'm dying in 31 days" doesn't work as a pickup line, then fuck my life anyways.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Same, same. If immediate consequences don't matter, fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably play some Shotgun Mario and Luigi..

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“You got 5"

5 what?

"4 3 2 1"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Doctor says "I got bad news and even worse news. The bad news is, you have 24 hours to live"

I said "Oh my god Doc! What could be worse than that?"

Doctor comes back, "I couldn't get ahold of you yesterday!

(24 hours Joyner Lucas iirc)

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Easy ... have a big fat funeral for myself, hand off everything I own to the people I had willed everything to. Tell them thanks. Say goodbye to everyone and leave myself about $1,000. Go off to my parents hunt camp and traditional lands and live out there by myself until the 31 days are over.

I've travelled the world, saw many things, did many things, had a great time but now I'm old and sore all the time and I can't run around as fast or as much any more. I just like sitting, relaxing and enjoying some peace and quiet.

If someone told me I had a month, I want to just spend those last 30 days as quietly as possible looking at trees, water and being around absolutely no one.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Same, except I'd skip the funeral, and on the last day I'd find a remote tree and tie myself there so I could be naturally excarnated:

The Moriori people of the Chatham Islands placed their dead in a sitting position ... strapped to young trees in the forest. In time, the tree grew into and through the bones, making them one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

That sounds like a nice way to spend it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Play Super Mario Bros as the second player for 31 days straight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Duck Hunt second player is the best.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mario Party is a game where everyone participate.

Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t think you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

let's just say there's about to be another luigi on the news

[–] _thebrain_ 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

31 days of perfect health and then drop dead? Or 31 days of slow, debilitating, crushing agony and pain and then death? I just lost my best friend to perotineal cancer, from diagnosis to her passing was 97 days. She made plans to travel with her daughter, spend time with friends, write a will, etc. but she ended up spending a majority of that time in the hospital on heavy duty narcotics and offer her nut because of them. I don't think anyone would plan on spending their last 31 days like that but it's more realistic.

Tldr: do the things you would do with news like this now... Don't wait until it might be impossible.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Find another doctor because that one obviously has mental health issues.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Hopefully you can schedule an appointment quickly

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Sign up for all of the one-month free trials.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Get into the plumbing business

[–] agamemnonymous 16 points 1 week ago

Ask my wife to take the month off, or quit her job, then spend 25 days doing whatever she wants. The last week we can spend with my family.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'll get myself a wikipedia page 😉

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  • Set up my will.
  • Dispose of the accumulated cruft.
  • Get the house ready to sell.
  • Document all my accounts.
  • Move money as appropriate.
  • Provide for preservation/distribution of my genealogy research.
  • Work to prepare my friends and family for life without me.
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't be too bad all things considered, all signs point to Silksong releasing on the 14th, so I’ll have a couple weeks to play it

[–] xmunk 12 points 1 week ago

The 14th of... 2036? 2175? Octembuary?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a great thought experiment to get us to think about what is truly important -

No one is going to answer "work more" or "continue to conform to other's expectations of me." or any other thing that we are taught to believe are important.

Sure having some savings is important, your health is important (except maybe not so much in this instance), but really life is about experiencing life not creating shareholder value or working hard to blend into the crowd just to make other people less uncomfortable.

I know I went off on a tangent, I do that often. But I've been thinking more about how in the west we are taught aggressively from a young age what is deemed important (work, money, prestige, name brand things, etc) and what is frivolous (hobbies, family, friends, etc) and then people wonder why life sucks. It doesn't suck, it's that you are trying to conform to something that goes against your true nature.

To answer the question: travel, spend time with people I love, play video games, eat more cheeseburgers, drink more beer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Quit my jobs.

Give my money to loved ones.

Max out my credit cards.

All the drugs. all

Finish stalker 2

Play space engineers and valheim with what time i have left.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I’ve done ALMOST all of the drugs. I’m saving opiates for if I’m terminal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm afraid what you heard me say is, "a lot of drugs". What I said is, "all the drugs".-

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Family. That's all. Use the remainder of my money to help fulfill some bucket list items for my parents, wife, siblings, and my kids. Try to write as much as I can and record as much as I can for my kids. Impart any wisdom I possibly can.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Spend at least 28 of them trying to decide what to do. Then ultimately panic because I couldn't come up with anything for the last three days.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Find a heroin dealer. It's about the only situation where I'd touch that stuff.

[–] xmunk 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Travel - not so extravagant to put my family in debt after I pass but I've got a decent retirement fund and I have no qualms about spending a portion of it if I'm not going to need it to support me in the long term.

I'd probably fly into someplace random in Europe and just soak up different towns by train heading wherever the fuck my ADHD brain tells me to go next. It'd be wonderful.

Also, sex it up like I'm not going to be alive in 32 days.

Edit: Oh, I'd probably make sure to get a second opinion first.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Spend time with my dog. Call mum daily. Party with friends, all on me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On my last day I would find a big cat sanctuary and play with them until they kill me.

Worth it

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

spend time doing what I like to do and enjoying the company of the people I love. play games, play magic, listen to music getting high... nights in the pool, just watching the moon reflection on the water...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Tropical vacation with sex, drugs, and pizza

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