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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

These we're all important questions and raises an important follow up.

When will the cornbread be ready?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So about the same time the dog is coming back from dog heaven Deicide?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I don't know how long it takes to kill the dog god.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Whenever they announce Dog of War 4

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

dammit now i want cornbread and i'm out of buttermilk

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

As a dad, I should really end my answers with "next question" more often.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love the reference to the fan remake of Robocop, where he goes around shooting rapists in the dick.

EDIT: Also relevant, considering our "democratically elected leaders who refuse to advance American interests."

[–] Hideakikarate 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boy, Doug didn't grow up to be very funny after all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

At least he finally got some hair.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Ain't nothing wrong with that!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

How much is the 6 million dollar dog, if we account for inflation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In dog dollars or human dollars?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Six Million Dollar Man first aired in March, 1973.

The online inflation calculator says that's equivalent to $43,732,794.46 in December, 2024 dollars.

Now the question becomes does $1 human = $7 dog, or is it $1 dog = $7 human?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Don't feel bad. It's hard. Trying to figure out those mathematical translations is sure to give you a RUFF time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I feel like the cost would come from the quantity of cybernetics and time to install them. So I imagine if the dog was about 14% the size of the Six Million Dollar man it'd work out to be about the same.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And is it the 7 to 1 ratio so often associated with dogs and humans?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gotta be up there. Over 6 million at least if I had to guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Math checks out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Before reading this my personal theology was based mostly on defending everyone's right to ask big questions and feel uniquely uncomfortable with all available answers.

After reading this, it's still that, but amended with a supernatural certainty that non-Abrahamic Dog God can be killed by Robo-Dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Robo-puppy commencing two hour yipping session

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

!ROBO-PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this the plot of Dog Man?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago