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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be a fem name? Like Jennygirls?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Rigged for your pleasure??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

*Huckleberrygirls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With regular maintenance you'll find they improve with maturity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

We're well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I've got a lot of the same failures so we're in good company.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

i think it implies there's acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you'll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

How many slovenias are there?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.

[–] poke 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[–] the_crotch 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The cumeradeship is real.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Don't believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards

[–] Zidane 28 points 1 month ago

Are these things related?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

preposterous !

[–] ArbitraryValue 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can't even imagine how difficult that must have been.

(How did people satisfy their sexual urges back then? Did they have to convince another person to pose naked every time they wanted to masturbate?)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can't miss what you don't know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

[–] ArbitraryValue 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I was kidding. I know what people did/do.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Don't be ridiculous!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Stop spreading misinformation!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared