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[–] [email protected] 108 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Hole's not big enough. (If I had a nickel.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Then I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that I found them in my butthole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

That's what she said

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't steal! You should rent it. And tip OP.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I would but my low, low income as a landlord with only 14 properties makes that impossible.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Can't believe tipping landlords was considered even as a meme lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds overltly American tbh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Worst landlord laws I've ever seen was in Japan. You have to pay them a welcome fee and a key fee on top of your bond and rent when you sign a lease.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

In Berlin they now expect a blowie on top.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Korea has an interesting system. You pay a single (very large) deposit when you move in, and you get the entire deposit back when you move out. The landlord keeps only the interest on the deposit.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, at least key fee rhymes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well it always baffled me, you just sign a lease, put a deposit down and pay the guy a welcome fee and then you don't get a key until you pay more?

Fucking wild.

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[–] Lucidlethargy 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, it was invented by the British in 1643.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmfao.

My landlord's hardwork: Calling the service repair guy. Making sure the property management company pays him my rent. Paying for a new AC he cheaped out on decades ago.

He has multiple properties. I don't know if it's possible to use each one at the same time, if so that's a wild power, and I would totally not rent them out.

And if the pay is inadequate maybe he should get a job lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like your landlord is underpaid tbh

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If they're landlords, the correct term for a tenant is landslave

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 weeks ago

Landserf would be a more accurate term.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

tipping? do Americans tip their fucking landlords too?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago

.....do other countries seriously lack that much respect that they don't even tip their landlords? my god what a shithole the rest of the world is

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Tipping your landlord is essential for a good relationship. Not tipping them is basically wage theft.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

Press the crosspost button to repost! And tip your landlord.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I've heard of cow tipping. Is landlord tipping the same sort of thing?

[–] CanadianCarl 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] evilcultist 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But what about landlord tipping?

[–] CanadianCarl 6 points 4 weeks ago

Idk, it sounds plausible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

but i saw it happen in the barnyard movie

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah. By paying the mortgage plus 30% on the property they bought at double a fair market rate just to keep me from buying it for myself.

I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage and getting no equity in return.

Thanks landlords!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

If it's that simple, why don't you just buy somewhere?

It was for me, so I did. Went from paying £375/m rent to £200/m mortgage.

[–] DanVctr 2 points 3 weeks ago

Most people can't do that without leaving the community they have roots in

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was a 4chan meme to "trigger the lefties", but turned into a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

consider me triggered

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

No we don't, but they wish we would.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Some landlords that are complete assholes ask, but I doubt you'll actually see anybody actually do it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The "inadequate pay" one got me rolling. 😂

Inadequate pay for what exactly? Owning some land and squeezing money from the people who actually take care of it? Fuck landlords!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

For all the services they provide us

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today. 😂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I'm glad I could help, upvotes on the left. Or wherever they are. That's my obligatory tip!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Needs many, many more rocks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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