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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Obviously, your jaw and teeth consists of steel.

[–] Iamsqueegee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it weighs more than your musculoskeletal system can handle, so it just hangs open and you constantly have a dry tongue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This sounds like a job for the snowball kisser!

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's powered by the color yellow, the more yellow that is surrounding him, the stronger he gets

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

However, the stronger the effect, the stronger their urine body odor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can see people’s deepest desires

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If you ever try to talk about it, everyone will assume said desires are yours

[–] usernameusername 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Iamsqueegee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ability to ignore the facts around him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

But the ability can only be used for 12 hours a day or you’ll explode

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Jaén Mármol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's oddly specific. During regattas you develop the ability to walk on water. That makes you perfect to bring supplies to the participants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

But only when the Olympics are on