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Make up a super hero name, and first person to reply comes up with a super power, second person to reply comes up with a side effect of the super power (lemm.ee)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Obviously, your jaw and teeth consists of steel.

[–] Iamsqueegee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But it weighs more than your musculoskeletal system can handle, so it just hangs open and you constantly have a dry tongue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This sounds like a job for the snowball kisser!